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Sex And The Single 67–Year–Old Woman

  I hate my vibrator, it makes me feel an absolute fool. It’s a big, fondant pink Rabbit, presented to me two weeks into a new relationship, a couple of years ago. Make of that what you will. An acknowledgement … Continue reading

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Breast is Best- Breast Cancer Part 2

The thing about breasts, my breasts, is that I associate them with my kids. Not sex. I never had tits until I was 16. I remember a projection evening in Basingstoke, circa 1966. An image from me on a beach … Continue reading

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Internet Dating is HELL 8

Touch me  I’ve given up, I’m going to pay for it. Not sex, although that was suggested to me a few years ago, when I was single and researching Male Escorts for a novel. I was shocked. ‘Weren’t you worried … Continue reading

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Internet Dating is HELL 7

SEX Photo: Martin Hunt Sex That’s what it’s all about, this dating lark, isn’t it? No beating around the bush. We’re all looking for a bit of rumpy-pumpy; a reason to shave our legs, do our bits and use moisturiser … Continue reading

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Internet Dating is HELL 6

I’m going back in… Only this time I’ve chopped off my hair, or rather The Hairdresser I Trust Most In London wielded the scissors. Luke at Daniel Hersheson  http://www.danielhersheson.com/ in Conduit Street, posh innit, took one look at my mane and … Continue reading

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Internet Dating is HELL 5

It’ll happen when you’re not looking… Morocco, 2007 I certainly wasn’t looking when I met my ex in the old-fashioned way. Three mad years after my husband died, when my self-destructive tendencies had reached their zenith and I’d started inflicting … Continue reading

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Internet Dating is HELL 3

But there have been some compensations… I met Dougall on eHarmony a couple of years ago. The site where ‘you get what you’re given and you don’t get down from the table until you’ve eaten the lot.’ You fill in … Continue reading

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Internet Dating is HELL 2

    Fig A?                                           Fig B?                        Fig C? … Continue reading

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Internet Dating is HELL 1

‘Don’t fancy yours much…’ photo Bruce Gilden/ Magnum Internet dating is hell. Yes it is, don’t argue. You all seem to know someone who knows someone who, ‘met a lovely man on the internet.’ But how desperate were they? How … Continue reading

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